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The Hobbit Review

Far be it for a simple fisherman like myself to dabble into the realm of movie reviews, but we’ve just had such an extraordinary movie experience that I am compelled to do something about it. Whilst on the Sunshine Coast we went to see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. We had high expectations after the engaging and highly entertaining experience that was the original Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

There’s only one word that can describe The Hobbit: extremely terrible. Please, don’t watch it. I’m going to write a letter to the movie studio and ask for my money back. The movie is a scam.

Drawn out and boring on a scale never seen before, I was never entertained or engaged whilst watching The Hobbit. And to make it worse, it’s full of nauseating cheese as if the director was some amateur who had just read a book on how to make a blockbuster drama for idiots. Cut to dramatic facial closeup. Cut to another dramatic facial closeup. Cue the uplifting choir music. Cut to another facial closeup where the actor isn’t sure whether he’s supposed to be conveying an emotion or whether he’s just waiting for the movie to pass. The rotting cheese was universally pervasive throughout the movie. I believe I would have actually vomited had I not been almost asleep.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is a scam that delivers one movie’s worth of content for the price of three. Actually less than one movie’s worth of content. You’ll regret wasting your life watching this movie. Don’t get ripped off.

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Macho Divertissement – Check it out! (SPATULACRAFT)

We have setup a new link on the outbackjoe homepage called ‘Macho Divertissement’. This link includes;

Spatulacraft spatula top view

 

Have a look and let us know what you think by leaving a comment or two.

We will be updating the Hilux Setup section with more spec details over the coming weeks including our Solar Power setup which sparks interest from strangers anywhere we go.


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redbuck a new website for FIFO workers

Checkout the articles Joe wrote for the new website www.redbuck.com.au. It is a new site that is dedicated to offering deals for FIFO workers.

A whole year of fishing, camping and r$#ting. How I made FIFO work for me.

Are Cheap No Brand Components False Economy?

Is camp life like being in prison?

Escaping camp in the company 4WD – what busted muffler?

Why a ute? Why Toyota Hilux?

How to Make Hard Apple Cider

To Tow or Not To Tow

How to Catch Australian Salmon

Diesel vs Petrol

Bridgestone Dueler D694LT 14,000km Review

Hilux Fuel Efficiency

Diff Locker Front or Rear

Why no Diesel Performance Chip

 

 

 

 


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Mattress Update

Joe here. Sharni is working today. I would like to report that the mattress is still fully inflated today, two nights after the valve repair. Repairing holes in the mattress itself is easy, the valve however was a bit tricky. I used my extensive experience with dodgy fixes to tackle it. So far so good, but I worry that operating the valve to deflate the matress may ruin the fix. We’ll see.